omg!!! HE SMASHES THE STRAWBERRIES ON THE COUCH FOR HER!!!
when they say youre too old for disney
The hop, I can’t. I cackled.
BUT DID YOU NOTICE AURORA
Pic of me from my bday praying in front of the AP store.
those times when you stretch and end up cracking a joint so loud its just
Me walking into school
Me at work
Me when I’m pretending to be a 9 year old girl when I’m actually 33 so that you would adopt me so I could sleep with your husband and murder your children.
you ever wanna fuck the living shit outta somebody but also cook for them and make sure they’re emotionally stable?
why is my bedroom always so hot
maybe because it holds a portal to hell because satan himself thinks you’re a cutie and is reaching from the depths of hell to touch that booty
i love the science side of tumblr
I went to an Arab-American comedy night and there was a Muslim guy making a joke about being in high school football.
"I was hit so hard, I saw Jesus. Do you know how hard you have to be hit to see somebody else’s god?"
This is what jokes about religion are supposed to look like.
I did a draw it again meme
WH AT THE FUCK
TO WHOM DID YOU SELL YOUR SOUL??
I lost five followers because of this post
parents: i want the truth
me: *tells truth*
parents: nope youre lying wrong answer
you have no idea the lengths I went to to find this gif set.
the notebook problem: you see a notebook. you want to buy the notebook. but you know you have like TEN OTHER NOTEBOOKS. most which are STILL EMPTY. you don’t need to notebook. you’re probably not gonna use the notebook anyway. what’s the point? DONT BUY THE NOTEBOOK. you buy the notebook.
I’M NOT ALONE IN THIS
This is an accurate depicition of how I envision Australia.